How Peter Pan Lost His Youth in a Jiff!
It was a rare dark day in Never-Never Land
And our Dear Peter Pan was losing his Sand
(From Time’s hour-glass).
But a star descended from the day turned night,
And appeared Tinkerbell to Peter’s great delight.
“The answer you seek I will sandwich in a riddle,
for you health is churned and your body is like something brittle”
Ah-HA! I get it—“SANDWICH”, “BUTTER is churned” and “PEANUT brittle”.
Peanut Butter Sandwiches with Wonder-Wonder Bread,
I thought a gift from HOOK, but something harmful instead!
Peter walked to the cupboard and pulled out a peanut buttery jar,
He saw himself on the label and listened to Tinker’s star,
“The wonder-wonder bread is processed, sickly, and white
It is nothing but glue and to your health it will fight.
The Creamy Peanut Butter that bears your picture and name,
Is made from sugar, salt, and hydrogenated shame.
It also has peanuts that are high in pestcides and mold.
No wonder you feel so weak as your story and health unfold.
So I went to the Never-Never Health Food Store and bought Ezekial Bread,
And I bought natural peanut butter made with only organic peanuts instead.
So check out your local health food store, where you’ll find the most healthful food
And remain Forever Young and always in a magical mood!